"If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain... if you like car air fresheners and your name is Wayne..."
It's an untrue fact that these were the original lyrics written for Escape (the Pina Colada song) waaaay back in 1979.
Now, the record company felt that including the name Wayne excluded everyone not called Wayne from enjoying the meaningful lyrics. So they canned the original words and used another set instead.
But let's not let that distract us from this coconut and pineapple fragranced air freshener.
OK, the smell. Checked off. Pineapple blended with coconut. Like Tom Cruise has just shaken up your very own Pina Colada cocktail and then Bryan Brown has whaffed it in your nasal direction.
Usage, easy. Just spray it under your front seats or into the footwell carpet if it's dark in colour. A couple of squirts will keep your car smelling fresh for a few days. There's enough in this 100ml bottle for about 20-30 applications... potentially months of aromatic cabin action.
Storage - car glovebox, door bin or central console storage compartment. Always to hand, always handy. Especially if you give a lift to aromatically-challenged family members or pets.
Please note that spray air fresheners may stain light coloured headlining and overspray droplets may cause shiny spots. So wipe away any neat residue that falls on hard surfaces and avoid spraying onto light fabrics or materials. You may be able to squirt into ventilation grills but this usually leaves a residue that needs to be wiped off afterwards. The choice, dear customer, is yours. We just make the stuff.